BUILD A BODY THAT WORKS — NO STEROIDS, NO LIES

Online Nutrition & Fitness Trainer

4 weeks. $25. A lifetime of discipline. Stop training hard. Start training right.

RAW STRENGTH

Raw strength through primal lifts, sprints, sleds – no machines.

“No machines. No ego lifting.”

ANCESTRAL NUTRITION

Eat like your forefathers: beef, organs, raw dairy — zero processed trash

“No seed oils. No cheat meals.”

TOXIN-FREE LIVING

Purge plastics, porn, and estrogenic toxins – no compromises.

No polyester. No porn. No poison.

Achieving Your Goals
Easier & Faster

4-WEEK RESET

$25 | ONE-TIME PAYMENT | LIFETIME ACCESS
⚡ The cheapest life upgrade you’ll ever make.

WHAT’S INSIDE:

🏋️ 5x/week primal training (sprints, sleds, functional lifts – zero machines)

🥩 Ancestral nutrition blueprint (“If it comes in plastic, don’t eat it”)

☀️ Recovery protocols (sunlight > cold plunges, sleep > stimulants)

☠️ Toxin purge checklist (remove plastics, polyester, porn)

💬 $25 is less than your pre-workout addiction costs monthly.

1:1 Coaching

HIGH-TOUCH ACCOUNTABILITY
🎯 For men who want results, not PDFs.

INCLUDES:

📹 3x/week video form checks (I’ll gut-check your technique)

🛒 Grocery store walkthroughs (via video call at your local market)

🧪 Lab work analysis (testosterone, cortisol, liver enzymes)

☢️ Home detox audit (we’ll purge your kitchen/gym bag together)

💬 Stop guessing. Start executing.

COMPLETE HEALTH RECLAIM

GROUP TRAINING FOR LONE WOLVES
🏝️ Heat is the best pre-workout.

YOU’LL DO:

🏗️ Sandbag carries (on the beach at sunrise)

🧗 Rope climbs (no gloves allowed)

🤼 Combat drills (sparring partners assigned by strength)

💬 You’ll either quit after Session 1 or sign up for life.

Getting Started Is Easy

MEET WITH A COACH

15-minute call to expose your weakest link. No fluff.

BUY & BEGIN

Instant access. Execution starts today – no “prep week.”

LOCK IN WITH THE PACK

Private group for real-time coaching.

RAW PROOF: NO FILTERS, NO LIES

PROGRAMS THAT WORK

No fluff. No steroids. Just results.

Testosterone Tune-Up

90-day hormone reset with lab reviews and porn elimination protocol. Guaranteed results or don’t pay.

Ancestral Kitchen Overhaul

2-hour video purge of your toxic kitchen. Butcher-approved meat sourcing included.

Primal Business Coaching

For entrepreneurs who train first, email second. Off-grid retreats in CO mountains.

Our 5-Star Rating!

Kai B.

Added 40lbs to my bench while quitting vaping. Micki’s system rewired my brain.

Max M.

My running performance exploded after ditching processed food.

Adrianne L.

Finally sleep like a human again. No melatonin, no alcohol!!

Questions?
We have the answers!

If you follow the system exactly?

Strength gains: 2-3 weeks (if you’re not half-assing workouts).

Fat loss: Visible in 30 days (if you ditch seed oils and processed trash).

Testosterone boost: Sleep improvements in 7-10 days.

Yes. This isn’t a ‘moderation’ program.

Alcohol: Destroys REM sleep and testosterone (you’re here to improve both)

Cheat meals: Refeed with raw honey and fruit instead of pizza.

Good. Machines create weak men.

You’ll start with bodyweight movements and sled pushes

No complicated techniques — just primal patterns (push, pull, carry)

Daily mobility drills to fix modern posture damage.

Science says they blunt muscle growth.

Do this instead:

☀️ 10min sunlight exposure

🧎 5min barefoot grounding

🧂 Electrolyte drink (water + Celtic salt)

Only if they’re 100% clean.

Allowed: Raw dairy, liver powder, hydrolyzed collagen

Banned: Whey isolate (processed trash), plant protein (estrogenic)

I don’t sell ‘fitness.’ I sell freedom from modern weakness.

🏋️ Training: Functional movements > gym bro splits

🥩 Nutrition: Ancestral eating > calorie counting

☠️ Lifestyle: Remove toxins > ‘biohacking’ gimmicks